{"product_id":"porchly-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque","title":"Porchly – Vintage Farmhouse Porch Therapy Plaque","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYour porch, finally has its spot.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a chair you always come back to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one where your coffee tastes better.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one where the world finally gets quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"240\" width=\"240\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif-2599554d4ded856b.gif?v=1779184972\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sign tells everyone (including you) that this corner is sacred. The \u003cstrong\u003ehand-distressed orange-rust patina over weathered teal\u003c\/strong\u003e, with plain printed text, looks like you found it at a country flea market 40 years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it. Step back. Smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"240\" width=\"240\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif-2fbc49207a473344.gif?v=1779184975\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA quiet Pinterest favorite for cozy porches\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eLooks 100 years old, not 100 days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe hand-applied rust-orange patina sits over a weathered teal base. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/6265\/0483\/files\/81684ada-9306-4fe2-96d2-d104e6188cff.png?v=1786615669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eEye catching plain printed text\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Porch Therapy\" is printed. That's solid tinplate (alloy).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/6265\/0483\/files\/b65bbc55-802a-4ae1-8b5f-2422586c53f9.png?v=1786615575\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for years on your porch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSturdy metal with a sealed finish. Handles sun, rain, and seasons without warping, fading fast, or rusting through.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/6265\/0483\/files\/ea6f1e83-bac1-4e7e-927d-8f20a615953d.png?v=1786615669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eThe \"do not disturb\" sign for grown-ups\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Session in Progress\" tells every guest your quiet time is sacred. Funny. Warm. And nobody argues with it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/6265\/0483\/files\/5fb28bc1-16dd-464b-856d-c85632454b04.png?v=1786615669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eHangs in under 30 seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePre-drilled holes, ready to go. Grab two screws or a strong hook and your porch has its centerpiece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/6265\/0483\/files\/deef1df2-714b-413f-b209-46366ec88b53.png?v=1786615669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorchly distressed metal porch sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-applied rust-orange patina over weathered teal base\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-drilled mounting holes (ready to hang)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClaim your cozy porch spot before this batch is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f4f0ea; padding: 14px 16px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 5px solid #cfb7a4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTry Porchly at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look or feel the way you expected on your porch, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hang it indoors too?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It looks just as good in an entryway, mudroom, kitchen, or above a coffee bar. The patina works anywhere farmhouse style lives. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is it mounted?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePre-drilled holes on the top corners. Use two screws straight into wood siding, fence, or drywall — or hang from sturdy hooks. Takes under a minute. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the orange rust patches keep spreading?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The rust look is a sealed decorative finish, not active rust. It stays exactly as it arrives. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if my porch is a different color scheme?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe teal-and-orange palette is warm and earthy, so it blends with most wood, white, grey, or sage porches. It reads as \"vintage find,\" not \"loud accent.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 15.75 x 3.94 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Sturdy tinplate (alloy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounting: Pre-drilled holes, ready to hang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted texts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor\/outdoor: both\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Clarendale USA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51476699644068,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0608\/6364\/3812\/files\/f766d8ed-663e-4ad9-8bb7-ea6197ba57c6.png?v=1789301946","url":"https:\/\/partyhooray.co\/products\/porchly-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque","provider":"Partyhoorayco","version":"1.0","type":"link"}